Feed the Flamingo


Edwardo’s wife recently died from an overdose of whiskey and heartbreak. He didn’t know why she did it, but she left a note that said, “Don’t forget to feed the flamingos.” So he bought a couple and got to work.

Desert Fast Food

Teenage Birds Lunch Truck

Teen girls on lunch break from the local high school are ready to grab a quick snack. Much easier than catching it themselves.

Ted “Trombone” Higgins, Bank Robber


In Southern Indiana Mr. Higgins was famous for robbing banks while wearing an unusual disguise. Local residents confessed that they actually thought him to be quite eccentric in a charming sort of way.